Joshua Kiplagat, 36, sustained a serious head wound when the sheep's owner threw a machete at him after finding him in flagrante delicto with a prize ewe in the Rift Valley district of Bomet, they said.
He was then tied to a tree stump for five hours before being frogmarched naked with the violated ovine in tow to a police station where he confessed to several acts of bestiality that he blamed on the devil, they said.
Are you sure this guy's not from Montana? Whole story here. Warning: Not for the young or sensitive!
Another A/T to A Welsh View, where they really know how to treat their sheep.