Because it's Friday...

...and it's an odd-numbered day (which is when I act like a misogynist) and because I'm full of attitude today, and, well, just for the heck of it:

A boy asked his mother the following question: "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?"

The mother looks at her son and replies, "Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure."

The boy thanks his mom and goes off to double-check this with his father. "Dad why are wedding dresses white?"

The father looks at his son in surprise and says, "Son, all household appliances come in white."