How nice of them to come

Westboro Baptist Church is planning to offer their (loud, histrionic, venomous, mouthfoaming) condolences at the funerals of the slain at Virginia Tech. Really, it wasn't necessary. Just sending a casserole would have been plenty.

I don't want to sound flippant, but if I thought these people were God's favorites, I think I'd become a Satanist. Christ is better represented by the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence than by these dirty-eared inbreds.