My friend Patti is married to a Tejano man who's legally named Jesús, but usually calls himself "Jesse" out here in Gringoland. That's pretty common; I know a Venito who's called "Benny" and a Lionel (pronounced Lee-o-NEL) who goes by "Leo." If nothing else, it can draw a line between the people who actually know you and those who have your name on a list.
So Patti takes a phone call this morning from an officious woman who asks, "Is Jee-zus there?"
"He sure is," says Patti. "In my heart, at all times."
What else could she say?