St. Patrick's Smartassery

You know, Ireland had its own Lady Godiva. Except she rode through the streets of Dublin in her Erin Go Bra.

I would have liked to do a whole serious post about the vital role Ireland played in the preservation of Christianity. But I simply don't have time between overdue deadlines and an inbox that runneth over. So I'll settle for a cheap shot instead:




Nobody, but nobody, can laugh at themselves like the Irish. It's a grand world that has Ireland in it.

Hoist a jar and [vulgar sentiments toward] the English!