Horatio thinks he saw a ghost.
Hamlet thinks it's annoying when your uncle marries your mother right after your dad dies.
The king thinks Hamlet's annoying.
Laertes thinks Ophelia can do better.
Hamlet's father is now a zombie.
It only gets better.
The scary part is how well it fits. My Lovely and Brilliant Wife convinced me to sign up for Facebook a couple of weeks ago. I've been getting caught up with childhood friends and classmates I haven't seen in twenty-five years, and a couple of cousins I haven't heard from since the 1979 eclipse. Plus some friends and relatives I haven't lost touch with over the years but who also seem to spend a lot of time there.