We're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny [fornicating] Kaye!

Your Christmas is Most Like: National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

Christmas is a big, boisterous event at your place. And no matter what, something hilarious usually happens.

What Movie Is Your Christmas Most Like?

A tip of the Akubra Santa Hat to Cindy Swanson, who turned out to be "A Very Brady Christmas." I'll be happy to lend her some children to fill out the cast, as long as she promises not to return them until Candlemas at the soonest.