Why Mommy is a Democrat

I can't wait to see what The Curt Jester does with this in Photoshop. H/T to Julie D.


Mommy is a Democrat because she hates America.

Mommy is a Democrat because she hates people who love God.

But most of all, Mommy is a Democrat because she wants to make sure children like you can be killed if you ever become an inconvenience.

Sleep well, little squirrels.