Tuesday, February 14, 2006

President Cheeseburger takes stand against obesity

No comment from the decidedly zaftig Monica Lewinsky, but Hillary "Dude, where's my flesh?" Clinton is standing firmly behind her husband. So he can block out the sun and she won't dissolve into a pile of dust.

The ex-President is right. We need to stop this rapidly-expanding problem now. Before another generation of overweight kids grows up into fat chicks.

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