Martin's Law Number Two

I'm a Washington Brownsider, about eighth generation. I grew up in Klickitat County, in a town without stoplights but with horse droppings on the streets and girls who chewed. I guess I'm a bit of a hick-snob.

Hence, Martin's Law #2 states: Never trust a man who wears clean cowboy boots or drives a new-looking truck. He's a phony.

And I don't think this is an adequate substitute.

H/T to Wicked Thoughts.