Warning: Set your coffee down before reading!

In the course of reading John Petttigrew's Purgatory post, I followed another link to World of Sven.

Dear Barking dog that lives next door,

SHUT UP. Shut up, shut up, shut up. SHUT. UP. Be quiet. What do you hope to achieve by going 'ARP ARP ARP ARP ARP ARP' between the hours of 4am and 7am every day without even a short break?

Persistence in such behaviour may lead to your being stuffed and mounted on my wall in between the Jehovah's Witness and the man who used to ring up and try and sell me double glazing every day.

Sven

Can you breathe again? Good. Now go read more.