Wednesday, September 28, 2005

When Planned Parenthood comes to ATMs

One of the posts over at The Dawn Patrol by guest blogger The Raving Atheist has to do with NARAL's shameless quest to increase the number of abortuaries. In the course of it, he suggested "...maybe it would be better to have a clinic in every town, block, supermarket, or next to every ATM machine." This spurred a comment by a non-blogger named Kate, who graciously gave me permission to quote her hilarious vision of how such a transaction might take place:
Please insert your card.

Please enter your PIN:
0486

Withdrawal from:
Primary Checking?
Savings?
Uterus? X

Withdrawal amount:
One?
NYTimes Twins?
All Present? X

Receipt:
Yes?
No? X

Don't forget to take your card.


Thank you, and have a barren, guilt-laden, and breast-cancerous day!

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