Aren't dogmatists cute?

Cenk Uygur (whose name must be an anagram of something, unless his parents were sadistic Scrabble fanatics) is absolutely certain that we're all deluded fools. How does he know this? Because he knows it, of course. Duh!

Jesus was a lunatic. God is not coming to your rescue. He hasn't come to anyone's rescue in thousands of years, including Jesus. Mohammed was a power hungry, scam artist and ruthless conqueror. Moses and Abraham were figments of the imagination of some long dead rabbi. He would probably laugh his ass off at all of you who still believe the fairytales he made up thousands of years ago. He probably wouldn't even believe it if you told him.

Did I mention Judaism? The chosen people? Come on, get off it. People walk around in clothes from 18th century Russia, thinking they have been chosen by God when they look like a bunch of jackasses. I'm tired of all the deaths because we did not want to give offense. Orthodox Jews are wrong and ridiculous.

As are the orthodox and fundamentalists of all of the religions...

So let me get this straight. It is a dead certainty that no God exists, because you are unable to detect him with your senses. It is only our stupidity that prevents us from knowing this unassailable truth. It is unassailable because you know it for a fact. Solipsism in its most imbecilic form.

But we're the ones who rely on circular logic. Uh-huh. Isn't he cute?

A/T to Timotheos.