With an Akubra tip to my friend Tim Challies for both the title and the concept.
Okay, people, here we go...
Take whatever book you're currently reading. Turn to page 45. Grab the first complete paragraph on the page (one that didn't start on page 44). Now your assignment is to turn it into fake King James English, the gaudier the better. (Or is that "Goddier?") First prize is your fellow readers' undying admiration (at least undying until next Thursday).
Ready... Go ye!
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