Thursday, January 12, 2006

Just answer the question, Judge!

Jeff Goldstein should be bottled and dispensed only under prescription.
Biden: “With all due respect, Judge, don’t dodge the question. Will you or will you not allow hillbillies to take control of a woman’s uterus by removing it from her body and using it as a kind of mini-accesorized rucksack? A simple yes or no will do, sir!”

Read the whole thing with an absorbant pad of some kind on your chair.

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