What Sad Rejected Super Hero Are You?
You're GLUTTONOUS MAN! Born with the bizzare power to spread his massive beer gut out over several miles, Gluttonous Man is able to crush any threat that comes near him. Also any homes, schools, businessess, roads, trees, wildlife, small children, basically anything in his way. But his aim is getting better. It's not easy controlling a giant expanding stomach ya know.
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Ironically, before I married my LaBW, I was six foot three and weighed somewhere around 130. Her cooking has modified the situation a bit, but I'm not going to be tipping any scales anytime soon. So this may be as close to obesity as I ever get!
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