Monday, May 14, 2007

A vote for Romney is a vote for Satan

So says Bill Keller, televangelist, prayer expert, and – apparently – drooling imbecile.
"Romney is an unashamed and proud member of the Mormon cult founded by a murdering polygamist pedophile named Joseph Smith nearly 200 years ago. The teachings of the Mormon cult are doctrinally and theologically in complete opposition to the Absolute Truth of God's Word. There is no common ground. If Mormonism is true, then the Christian faith is a complete lie. There has never been any question from the moment Smith's cult began that it was a work of Satan and those who follow their false teachings will die and spend eternity in hell..."

He says if Romney wins the White House, millions of people will be attracted to Mormonism.

"Those who follow the false teachings of this cult, believe in the false jesus (sic) of the Mormon cult and reject faith in the one true Jesus of the Bible, will die and spend eternity in hell," he charges. "Romney getting elected president will ultimately lead millions of souls to the eternal flames of hell!"

Whew! I'm so glad he warned me. I might have voted for this guy had not Bill Keller shown me the light. And then I probably would have converted to his religion, because doesn't everybody join the church the president belongs to?

Y'see, it doesn't matter what his political principles are, or what he'll do in office. Never mind Iraq, or abortion, or the economy, or any of the actual "issues." Those are all a smokescreen. The most important quality in a president is that he have his ducks in a row on the Trinity and the afterlife. Just like Hillary and Barack, good Protestants both.

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