Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Oh, and Mommy hates Christmas, too

Thank God Random Chance that we have such vigilant people guarding our kids from that pernicious Christmasism.
In tony Medina, east of Lake Washington, a Christmas-style tree bearing mittens labeled with gift ideas was up for about a week at Medina Elementary School before it was removed, office manager Chris Metzger said.

The idea was for pupils to take a mitten, get the listed gift, wrap it and bring it to school to be given to someone at Lake Hills Elementary School in a less well-off section of neighboring Bellevue.

Some parents had put up the spiral, lighted tree with a star at the top, but it was removed Monday after another parent complained that it had religious connotations, Metzger said. The mittens were transferred to a counter in the office so the gift program could continue.

"We covered the star and called it a giving tree. We hoped it would suffice, but it didn't," Metzger said. "Now we just have a giving counter."

See, if they just covered the star, people might still know it was there, sort of like lacy undies. It's not enough merely to avoid the appearance of religion; we must excise the reality as well.

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