Not so much as a collar

The priest, while insisting he was not intoxicated, could not explain his nudity:

Frederick police busted the Rev. Robert Whipkey in June after an off-duty officer spotted him walking down the street naked at about 4:30 in the morning. Whipkey told police he had been jogging at the Frederick High School track.
"I'm a heavy man and wearing clothing while running makes me sweat profusely," Whipkey said, according to a police report. "I know what I did was wrong."

Must... resist... urge to make a pun... on his name. Must... resist...